What the chard???

Half of why I'm here is to deposit this meme starring lesser loved veggies. You can find it on our Instagram where the debate is hotter than a potato, which is a vegetable that is GOOD and I will KEEP whereas I will be discarding all of these except for kale and maybe portobellos. If you tell me you love all of them I will assume you are just being contrarian and I give you the *bespectacled emoji face* The other reason why I'm here is to serve to you, crudités style, a platter of good stories. With crunchy well-wishes, Amalie Dispatch #005: I Know How You Are, But How Are You? Hey All You Cats n' Kittens Not a Tiger King, but indeed a Tiger Pillow. Honestly, both safer and better than the man himself?? This trio will look cute on a chair that's lacking in a little wild animal flair. Plus it's on sale for $22.49! We love to see. Cottagecore, Sticks of Butter, Sequins With Athleisure: I Let the MR Thoughtline Dress Me for a Week Trust Me Try It: The Slender Kitchen Gadget That Makes Everything Taste Better Glenn Close Gets Emo on Instagram, Causing Me to Get Emo on Man Repeller Retro Toaster Have you ever been tempted to name, like, a dog or a cat 'Toaster'? "Here, Toaster! Come here, Toaster! Good Toaster." What about 'Spatula' or 'Microwave'?? Hilarious. Anyway, here's a chic, retro-looking toaster that's on sale now! Woot! The Trials and Tribulations of Learning a New Hobby in Quarantine You are receiving this email because you signed up to receive newsletters from ManRepeller.com Man Repeller editors endorse products we genuinely love. If you end up buying something through our links, we may earn an affiliate commission. Learn more here. Update Profile | Unsubscribe | Forward Man Repeller LLC 632 Broadway #602 New York, NY 10012 Add us to your address book